...-- safe, always reliable, and you'll always look good with it in your arm. Though men essentially have the same make up as handbags -- skin, something you can hold on to, space for enough things -- handbags won't ever break your heart, only your bank account. Yet day in and day out, handbags will be there right beside you: at your favorite movie, at your best friend's birthday, holding your hand, letting go only when you do.
Maybe I just like handbags too much, or maybe I've just held on to a lot of wrong men.
** to be read in your best Carrie Bradshaw voice